Alysa. It's like "Lisa" but you're confused. So you'd say "Uh... lisa?" And that's how you say my name :) I <3 girls and penguins and pink and baby animals and chocolate and wearing pretty dresses and watching movies with my gay best friend and not eating meat and drinking tequila and and and...
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …
I used to cry after sex. So this is why. Good to know!!
This is actually very fascinating… Although I’ve never cried or had a partner cry, I can imagine what a nice release it might be… hmm
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I’ve cried after sex… Glad to know I’m not the only one lol
I have so been craving oreos lately… This is not helping.
This is so me trying to teach my exgf how to speak French. Elle ne parle pas francais :/
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JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
Advertising, you’re doing it right.
