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My name is Alysa. It's like "Lisa" but you're confused. So you'd say "Uh... lisa?" And that's how you say my name :) I <3 girls and penguins and pink and baby animals and chocolate and wearing pretty dresses and watching movies with my gay best friend and not eating meat and drinking tequila and and and...

 

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

nataliemayday:

thelostsunprincess:

blankadude:

kabutocub:

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Oh dear God.  I am crying right now.  My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

Homo hot lips is my favorite.

Jesus chalupa, y’all.

artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don’t give a fuck about homosexuality. 

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo. 

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

That’s right! We have our own lezzy laws!

(Source: ghoststhatweknew)

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

That is too funny!! That’s a Wichita, KS number :) I could know that angry person! Bahaha!