Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
It’s my 5000th post!! So here are some selfies, and some of my most favorite people/ dogs/ pictures I’ve taken lol
My favorite shelf :)
Also, look how cute Gypsie and I are in that photo <3
I look super nerdy today :) #nerd #lesbian #plaid #raybans #rainbow #gay #greeneyes #shorthair
Spring in Kansas! #pinwheel #rainbow #tulips #flowers #spring #gay #lesbian #pretty #kansas #wind
Created by filling paper cartons with colored water and setting them outside to form translucent ice bricks. After 150 hours of fitting the 500 ice bricks into place the rainbow igloo was so visually striking the local news showed up to do a feature on it.
(Source: c-omeliness)
Who are you?
Once upon a time there was a girl named Alysa (Uh, lisa?). She had many magical powers, but the world she lived in wasn’t ready for them, so she had to keep them tucked away in a shoe box under her bed. She could share with the world her amazing musical abilities though, so she picked the very best instrument-the French horn, of course- to play loudly and freely for all to hear. Our hero Alysa was also a touch indecisive, and this quality was showcased through her always-changing hair styles: blonde with pink, black, back to some blonde highlights, short, long, let’s add some purple, take out the purple, back to short, but only on one side, etc etc.
At one point in her magical life, there was a dark cloud and his name was Jason. Alysa thought it would be best to marry him because he claimed to love her. This evil cloud apparently loved being with other (more inferior) girls, and so one day Alysa found the strength (that she kept in her shoebox under her bed) and left that evil cloud behind. She also found herself in a much happier place, filled with rainbows and cats—and although Alysa is allergic to cats, she loves them just the same. Alysa found her love of women and her super powers increased exponentially— because lesbians are awesome. Duh.
The hero of our story is still trying to find her happy ending, but she knows that life is a journey meant to be lived. What is the point of the destination if one can’t enjoy the time spent working towards it? In the meantime, Alysa has found her love of teaching, has reconciled her relationship with her father (and the rest of her family for the matter), and has two amazing dogs to keep her company at night. Oh, and apparently she talks about herself in the 3rd person ;)
GOOD. More gay cookies for me. Bring it on.
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(Source: susypaloozie)
The Gay Song - Behold, the gayest song there ever was, an anthem for the homos of the world.
Hey, I’m coming out closet kept me in.
In terms of gay, there’s so much don’t know where to begin.
No, I don’t like boys they’re too much man and men.
I’ll admit that I’m a girl that wants girls for the win.Sue me if I’m different or sue me if you can.
Sorry that I’d pick KStew over any man.
I’m Ellen when she’s younger, I’m Lindsay without Sam.
I’m Rosi’s homo fanny pack, I’m Spashley’s biggest fan.I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay.
I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say.
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay.
You caught me I’m a lesbian and I like it that way.Girls, I love their hair I love the way they move.
Nope, not questioning I got nothing to prove.
Why, force myself to forget what I love?
I’m here, I’m queer, dyke pioneer, I’m all of the above.Maybe I’m not a hipster but boy do I love cats.
There’s little things us lezzies do no matter where we’re at.
Like tell ourselves that maybe, straight girls must be gay.
And we won’t buy denial no matter what you say.I hope by now you realize I hope I’ve made it clear.
My gaydar bounces of the charts I’m lez from ear to ear.
This may be too much homo but darling gay means cheer.
So smile if you’re homo, hell smile if you’re queer!
I should definitely do a version of this haha!